Killing must feel good to God, too. He does it all the time. Are we not created in his image?
When you accidentally reblog to the wrong blog…
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
50 degrees in England
100 degrees in England
I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?
they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically.
"All these characters are gay? No. It’s unrealistic to have so many."
Didn’t you know? Gays are pack animals. Like angry wolves, they rove the countryside in large groups. During the full moon the alphagay has a contagious bite that will make you realize that of course gay people fuckin hang out together???
The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
Alternate your “3” hands
Mitt - A Netflix Original
This man could have been president
Amateur. Gimme that, I’ll teach you how to iron a garment you’re simultaneously wearing.HA! Same. (also, I see nothing wrong with being a goof sometimes?)